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To: Edwarda who wrote (13139)	1/23/2000 1:49:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62559

Subject: I'm Sure you guys will like this Mastercard Commercial Finally, a Mastercard television commercial for men: Cover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table dance: $30.00 Another round of drinks: $23.00 Couch dance and tips: $50.00 A round of shots: $34.00 Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00. Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless. There are some things that money can't buy... for everything else, there's Mastercard.

To: Edwarda who wrote (13139)	1/23/2000 11:21:00 AM
From: SteveJerseyShore	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62559

Art Appreciation The curator of a Western art museum commissioned a local artist to paint a mural-sized painting of Custer's Last Thought. The artist was told to make it highly symbolic of Custer's mindset during the debacle at Little Big Horn. Deep in thought, the artist went to her studio. After many false starts, she proceeded to paint an enormous oil painting. Finally, after many months of work, the painting was unveiled for the curator. In the foreground, a beautiful crystalline blue lake with a single fish leaping. Around the fish's head is a halo. In the background, the hills and meadows are covered with naked Native American couples copulating. The curator is both disgusted and baffled by what he sees. In a rage he turns to the artist and asks, "What the hell has this got to do with Custer's Last Thought?" The artist replied, "It's simple. Custer's Last Thought had to have been: Holy Mackerel! Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"