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To: Bald Man from Mars who wrote (13160)	1/23/2000 7:58:00 PM
From: Shoot1st	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

He's carbonated.

To: Bald Man from Mars who wrote (13160)	1/23/2000 11:31:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Oldie / Goodie A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first? The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?" "No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way."

To: Bald Man from Mars who wrote (13160)	1/24/2000 6:54:00 PM
From: SteveJerseyShore	Respond to of 62567

Elevator encounter A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall,50 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy faints. The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?" The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall,50 pounds, 20 inch penis, pound left testicle, pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turnaround'."