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To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (13178)	1/24/2000 8:06:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62559

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room of the retirement home with her fist clenched above her head. “Anybody that can guess what's in my head can have sex with me tonight.” An old man looked up from the pool table and said, “Umm, an elephant.” Bessie thought about it for a second and said, “Close enough.” ********************************************************************** Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where St. Peter met them at the pearly gates. He said, “Ladies, you all have led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want and indulge yourself; enjoy yourself.” The first nun said, “I want to be Sophia Loren” and POOF she's gone. The second said, “I want to be Madonna” and POOF she's gone. The third said, “I want to be Sara Pipalini.” St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he asked. “Sara Pipalini” replied the nun. St. Peter shook his head and said, “I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell.” The nun took a newspaper out of her habit and handed it to him. He looked at it and started aughing. He handed it back to her and said, “No, Sister,this says, ‘Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days.”

To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (13178)	1/24/2000 8:54:00 PM
From: Wooly	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62559

Really brings new meaning to "Down Under!"