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To: John Carragher who wrote (13187)1/25/2000 9:42:00 AM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62562
 
Farmer Brown's 12 pigs are all females, so he asks Farmer Jones if he can bring them over to mate with Jone's male pigs. Jones agrees, so Brown loads his sows into his truck and drives them over to spend the day. " I've never raised pigs before," Brown says. " how will I know if piglets are on the way?"
"Just look for any unusual behaviour," reples Jones. The next morning Brown looks at his pigs and sees nothing unusual, so he loads them in the truck and takes them back to the Jones farm.The third day it's the same so it's back to the Jones place again. Next morning, Farmer Brown asks his wife ," Honey, are the pigs doing anything unusual ? "
"Well, " she says," eleven of them are in the back of the truck and the twelfth one is honking the horn!"