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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13203)1/25/2000 10:24:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Respond to of 62549
 
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases
to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"

Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"

So the teacher asks Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of
the eye."

"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"

And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young
lady...first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and
third, you're in for a big disappointment!"