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To: The Rabbit who wrote (13222)	1/27/2000 11:30:00 AM
From: Gary H	Respond to of 62562

ROOM TEMPERATURE According to an air conditioning friend of mine, the temp should be cool enough so that a woman,s nipples are hard but not so cool that she would put a sweater on.

To: The Rabbit who wrote (13222)	1/27/2000 11:53:00 AM
From: Wayne K	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

The Perfect Attitude for the Perfect Women 1 Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 2 Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 3 That was a great fart!...do another! 4 I've decided to stop wearing cloths around the house do you mind? 5 You're so sexy when your hungover! 6 I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 7 Let's subscribe to Hustler. 8 Say!, why don't we go down to the mall so you can check out the women's hooters. 9 I'll be out painting the house. 10 I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had more time to play on Saturdays too. 11 Honey...our new neighbours daughter is sunbathing again...come see! 12 No...No...its alright, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 13 I know its a lot tighter back there but would you please try again. 14 Your mother is way better than mine. 15 Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and go buy that new monitor. 16 Oh come on!...what do ya say we get a good porno movie a box of beer,a few joints and have my friend Tammy come over for a threesome 17 Dear!...you know,I signed up for yoga today so that I can get my ankles behind by head...just for you. 18 You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 19 Ah come on!...not the bills tonight...Hey let's go to that new strip joint. 20 I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year you go hunting with the guys. I agree, its a wonderful stress reliever. 21 Gosh!...if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm going to bust. 22 Listen I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and buy that new computer you've been looking at and try your hand at Day Trading...I really don't mind working till I'm 70!