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To: Tommy Hicks who wrote (13236)	1/28/2000 6:58:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62559

"A Pulled Muscle" Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat. "How are you, Richard?" asked George. "I'm not feeling too good today, I'm utterly exhausted," replied Richard. "I've pulled a muscle, and it's killing me." "I'm surprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so tired," said George. Richard yawned and said: "Well, it does if you pull it a hundred times in one night!"

To: Tommy Hicks who wrote (13236)	1/28/2000 7:01:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62559

Oldie / Goodie One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks with a sly grin, "What are they doing honey?" The husband answers, "They're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" while trying to hide her knowing expression. After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are they doing honey?" The husband answers, "They're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they started to explore each others body. The bride discovers her husbands penis. "What is that?" she asks. "That's my rope," he answers. She slides her hands down further and gasps, "What are those?" she asks "They're my knots," he answers. Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute! Her husband asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?" "No," the bride replies, "undo those knots, I need more rope.