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To: jgibbs who wrote (13241)	1/29/2000 2:37:00 AM
From: Arctic Trader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Your honor, I am 86 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honor. So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, Your Honor. Why, Your Honor, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just spread my old legs and say to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!" That's when he Yelled, "April Fool" and that's when I shot the Son of a Bitch!