SUBJECT: LITTLE JOHNNY
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> Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in
> arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked
> 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6. "But that's right!" "Then she
> asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the fucking
> difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!
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> Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says,
> 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
> Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
> Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
> Miss Rogers: All right, little Johnny, what is your
multi-syllable
> word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers
> smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little
> Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
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> Little Johnny came running into the house and "Mommy, can
> little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of course not."
> Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell
> to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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> Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden,
> he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones,
> I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that
> is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word
> you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a
> sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny
>thinks
> for a bit, then says, "Yu're an eight," but if you had
> bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"
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> One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher
> asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word
> "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on
little
> Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful
> dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied
> the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned
> a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
>"Excellent,
> Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night,
at
> the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant,
> and he said, 'Beautiful, ......just fucking beautiful!'" |
