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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (13270)2/1/2000 11:46:00 AM
From: High Grader  Respond to of 62567
 
The stupid boss is often smart enough to never hire anyone smarter than him/her self which explains why mediocrity in management is the norm.

We need more cat jokes.

A cat has whiskers just a bit wider than its head so that it will not get stuck in openings too small for it to go through. Could this explain pubic hair?



To: Calvin Scott who wrote (13270)2/1/2000 11:53:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
Man Smart, Women Smarter

Let us put men and women together, see which one is smarter,
Some say men, but I say no, women got the men like a puppet show.

It ain't me it's the people that say, men are leading women astray,
I say, it's the women today, smarter than the men in every way,
That's right the women are smarter, the women are smarted that's right.

Little boy sitting in the corner and cry, big man come and ask him why,
He said "I can't do what the big boys do", the man sat down and he cried too.

It ain't me it's the people that say, men are leading women astray,
I say, it's the women today, smarter than the men in every way.
That's right the women are smarter, the women are smarted that's right

Ever since the world began women been imitating the ways of men,
But listen cause I've got a plan, give it up just don't try to understand.

It ain't me it's the people that say, men are leading women astray,
I say, it's the women today, smarter than the men in every way.
That's right the women are smarter, the women are smarted that's right.

(Norman Span)