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To: The Rabbit who wrote (13277)2/1/2000 6:22:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62566
 
Rabbit, I've never seen those before; they're very good. thanks.



To: The Rabbit who wrote (13277)2/1/2000 9:27:00 PM
From: jgibbs  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62566
 
Rabbit,

How about this one:

The new-math teacher:
The chicken will never be able to cross the road because mathematically no matter where on the road the chicken is, it will always have half the remaining distance to go.