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To: John Finley who wrote (134)2/2/2000 7:42:00 PM
From: John Finley  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 330
 
OT - HUMOR

Just got this in my email, some are great:
In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape deal, here are
The latest corporate mergers we can expect to see:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become MineAllMine.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell Honeychild

3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become 3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and becomes Poupon Pants

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become Knott NOW.


JF