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To: jgibbs who wrote (13300)	2/2/2000 10:25:00 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62569

Facts to Remember If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. Starfish don't have brains. Polar bears are left handed. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig?)