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To: Edwarda who wrote (13351)	2/6/2000 10:42:00 PM
From: jgibbs	Respond to of 62562

Smart-alecky grad student monitoring the final for logic 101: "Alright, everyone, pencils down at the bell. Bring your papers to me. Any writing after the bell and your paper gets an F." The bell rings, all pencils go down and the students start handing in their papers. One guy in the back of the room continues to write for another few minutes. When he hands his paper in the grad student tells him, "Oh, no you don't. I told you anyone writing after the bell gets an F. That means you." Student: "You can't do this to me. That's not fair. Don't you know who I am?" Smart-alecky grad student: "No I don't, and I don't care. Your paper gets an F." Student: "That's outrageous. This can't be. You must know who I am." Smart-alecky grad student: "Told you. Don't know you. Don't care if you are the president's son." Student: "Well that's a relief." With that he quickly inserts his paper in the middle of the pile in front of the startled grad student, arranges them neatly and walks out. Just a little applied logic.