Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: MrsNose who wrote (13380)	2/9/2000
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62550

Lotta self-help tapes out there. Got one called, "How to Handle Disappointment." I got it home and the box was empty. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. You know you live in a small town when the guy at the local convenience store speaks English. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? How come wrong numbers are never busy? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely... Live every day like it's your last... 'cause sooner or later you'll be right. Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money. I'm having an out-of-money experience. Tell me, if your cat lands on his feet every time, does it mean you're not throwing him hard enough? Death is hereditary. If you drop a chameleon in water, will it turn clear? One of these days, my kids are going to understand "Because I said so" is a perfectly good answer. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.