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To: John Carragher who wrote (13400)2/10/2000 1:24:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62552
 
Stumpy & Martha

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of
twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.

They land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I
could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

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To: John Carragher who wrote (13400)2/10/2000 2:49:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62552
 
John, the wonderful Butch story is credible, but those two stories combined make me think *urban legend*. So I did look it up on that site, but no sign ... yet. Although the burlap body/dictating head story is there -



To: John Carragher who wrote (13400)2/10/2000 3:07:00 PM
From: Wooly  Respond to of 62552
 
I thought that when O'Hare landed on the carrier, the admiral walked up to him and said, "'Scuse prease, you onry make one mistake!"