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To: John Carragher who wrote (13404)2/10/2000 5:56:00 PM
From: The Rabbit  Respond to of 62552
 
Twist on the referenced joke (i.e. this is the way *I* heard it)

A Texan, a Californian, and a Washingtonian are sitting around a table drinking. The Texan takes a single swig from a full tequila bottle, tosses it up in the air, and shoots it. The others begin asking why he did this, and he answers, "Where I am from we have lots of tequila. It's not a big loss."

So the Californian takes a sip from a full wine bottle , throws it up in the air and shoots it. When pressed, he says "Where I am from we have lots of fine wine. It's not a big loss."

Then the Washingtonian takes one swig from a full beer bottle, tosses it up in the air, shoots the Californian, and catches the bottle. He then says, "Where I am from we have way too many Californians. But I really should recycle this bottle."