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To: John Carragher who wrote (13410)	2/10/2000 5:24:00 PM
From: arnold silver	Respond to of 62552

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? > > > A: 1 U.S. leader > > > > > > Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? > > > A. A cherry float. > > > > > > Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? > > > A. Beat IT - we're closed. > > > > > > Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? > > > A. To find a tight seal. > > > > > > Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? > > > A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" > > > > > > Q. Why is air a lot like sex? > > > A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. > > > > > > Q. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the > > outside? > > > A. K9P. > > > > > > Q. What's another name for pickled bread? > > > A. Dill-dough. > > > > > > Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? > > > A: She's withholding evidence. > > > > > > Q. What's the difference between light and hard? > > > A. You can sleep with a light on. > > > > > > Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? > > > A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. > > > > > > Q. What's the height of conceit? > > > A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. > > > > > > Q. What's the definition of macho? > > > A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy. > > > > > > Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? > > > A. Their balls are just for decoration. > > > > > > Q. What is a Yankee? > > > A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > > > > > Q. What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers? > > > A. Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows. > > > > > > Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? > > > A. Erotic is using a feather . . . kinky is using the whole chicken. > > > > > > Q. What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? > > > A. You can't hear an enzyme. > > > > > > Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > A. One. . . Men will screw anything. > > > > > > Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? > > > A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play > > > with........the other is used to carry groceries. > > > > > > Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? > > > A. Right where you left him. > > > > > > Q. What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? > > > A. They're hiring. > > > >>