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To: John Carragher who wrote (13419)	2/11/2000 2:23:00 PM
From: kenyshoe	Respond to of 62552

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay male flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and said to the man and the woman seated near him, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one!" The flight attendant snapped back, "Well, sweet cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen so I outrank you. Put up the tray, Bitch."

To: John Carragher who wrote (13419)	2/11/2000 2:24:00 PM
From: Feathered Propeller	Respond to of 62552

Ten Things to Love About Windows 2000: computerworld.com No more software compatibility questions ? because nothing?s compatible. In continuous daily testing since mid-1997, so you know it?s ? old. Blue Screen of Death now a lovely teal. No long lines at CompUSA this time. Since Active Directory was announced, lots of users have managed to get the flavor of its innovative ?domain name? feature thanks to some obscure knockoff called ?the Internet.? Two words: Solitaire 2000. Lots of extra free software for registered users ? in fact, the first two security patches are already available. Still in the marketing plan: The first 1,000 buyers get a pair of tickets to the 1998 Super Bowl. No truth to rumors that all major warning messages now display Janet Reno?s face. Bill Gates was so impressed he resigned before the official launch.