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To: Exacctnt who wrote (13427)	2/12/2000 5:45:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62551

A Helpful wife A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist toward the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. ---- TP Request An elderly couple are walking along the beach when a passing seagull leaves an unwelcomed gift right on the old man's head. The woman said, "Gee...I wish we had some toilet paper." The man replied, "Why? He must be 1/4 mile away by now!"