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To: Didi who wrote (13455)	2/15/2000 10:05:00 PM
From: doby	Respond to of 62567

Bubba died in a fire yesterday. He was burnt pretty bad, to the point that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Daryl & Gormer, were sent for. Daryl went in first to view the burnt body. The mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over. Daryl looked and said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba." The mortician though that was somewhat strange. Then the mortician brought in Gomer to identify the body. Gomer asked the mortician to roll the body over, which he did. Gomer looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Bubba." The mortician, thinking this really strange, said to Gomer, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?", said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes," replied Gomer, "Everytime we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."