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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (13460)	2/16/2000 6:59:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62558

A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. "She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her," the young man exclaimed. "Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife," replied the Boss. "Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her." Shaking his head the young guy replied, "That doesn't work. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore." ********************************************************* The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals with them.