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To: John Carragher who wrote (13464)	2/17/2000 1:09:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

JOKE OF THE DAY: Indications Your Family May be Dysfunctional. (Let's put the "fun" back in dysFUNctional) 1 New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family. 2 Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA. 3 Your mother and your preteen sister always fighting over the last beer. 4 In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch. 5 Bikers next door always complaining about the noise. 6 Holidays are usually celebrated by sniffing glue and kicking a toaster around the house. 7 Family discussions usually begin with, "Put down the gun." 8 Instead of saying grace before dinner, father reads a passage from Penthouse Forum. 9 Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.

To: John Carragher who wrote (13464)	2/19/2000 12:13:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Oldie /Goodie This old man in his eighty's got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said "Where are you going ?" He said "I'm going to the doctor." And she said "Why, are you sick?" "No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said "Where are you going?" She said "I'm going to the doctor, too." He said, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot" !