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To: Paul Hammon who wrote (13473)	2/17/2000 7:48:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Here kitty, kitty, KITTY! The question is: "What does a 500-lb mouse say?"

To: Paul Hammon who wrote (13473)	2/17/2000 9:03:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62558

from stockprof at RB - kind of funny: Top 10 Signs Your Significant Other is a Day Trader 10) Makes plans to take you to dinner at either the Plaza or Burger King, depending on whether Bill Gates testifies that day. 9) In bed, never wants to hold a position for longer than a few minutes. 8) Leaps off high-rise with his laptop, makes $5,000 on way down. 7) When you ask if your butt looks big in these pants he says, "Sorry, I can't say. I have insider information." 6) Doesn't seem to notice he's been wearing the same robe and underwear for about a week now. 5) Looks nervous every time you mention the kids' college fund. 4) Dinner last night: Duck a l'orange, caviar, creme brulee. Dinner tonight: Gruel. 3) Helps your kid make a sign: "LEMONADE: 1 7/16" 2) 12:41pm: Offers to trade some of his French fries for some of your onion rings. 12:47pm: Offers a few of the onion rings back to recoup lost French fry capital. and the Number 1 Sign Your Significant Other is a Day Trader... 1) She ain't yelling "Yahoo!" because of you, Big Guy.