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To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (13491)	2/19/2000 10:10:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Another Good Oldie ;;; Sadie had lost her husband almost four years ago and had still not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly called her, urging her to get back out into the world. Finally, Sadie told her that she would go out, but she didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Sadie and the man her daughter introduced her to hit it off immediately. They took to one another, and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood, nude except for a pair of black panties, and he was in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night, so they both just go to sleep. The following night, the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit, but with an erection, and on his penis he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my condolence.