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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13494)	2/19/2000 10:26:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

ADULT CONTENT ::: Our good buddy Bill Clinton was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being the polite gentleman he is, Bill went to visit Sally & ask her if she needed any questions answered. She said no, so Bill asked, "Have you seen the Presidential clock yet?" Sally replied, "I haven't even heard of the Presidential clock." Bill then replied, "Well let's go to my office, so I can show it to u." Sally was a little taken aback, & she stated, "With all the problems u've had lately, I don't think we should." Then Bill said, "Ahh, it's just a clock & I promise I won't try anything." Sally then agrees to go with him. Bill leads her to the Oval Office, shuts & locks the door behind them & then drops his pants to the floor. Sally is flabbergasted & says,"Mr. President, that is the presidential cock, not the presidential clock." Bill looks at her & says, "Sally, by my definition, if you put two hands & a face on it, it's a clock....