To: Ilaine who wrote (47287 ) 2/22/2000 4:23:00 PM From: Gauguin Respond to of 71178
Sometimes I turn it on, and then use the remote to turn it to say Channel 3, where there's nothing. Nothing "on." It just sits there. Silent. (You have to turn the sound down. Hel-lo!) It sits there silent and blue, a blu-ish (sorry Ish) periwinkle sort of color, yours may vary, there's definitely some nice reddish (sorry Ish) purple in this one, but anyway, it sits there silent and blue. The whole screen. Clear to the corners. No black band-y edges. Blue. It's not doing, what a TV is supposed to do. It's not TV-ing. It's on, but it's not. Right now, it's on, right over there, six feet away, a big color set; but there's nothing happening. Blue light is happening. A bluelight Special. I discovered this, this blue non-tv channel, one time years ago, trying to get the tv OFF. But our remote won't shut the fukker off, so I discovered I could "tune" to Channel 3! Wow, huh! MIT, baby. And now I tune it there on purpose. Because it's staring right at me, but it's not doing anything. Not froze, not rolling, not yakking, not biting, not throwing up in my living room ~ it's calm. Like it died and went to TV Heaven. The Blue Sky of tv heaven. Kind of like a big topaz window of the infinite. But really, it's just been emasculated. Gagged. De-boned. I AM A VERY AGGRESSIVE person; and this is HOW I FIGHT BACK. I run the tv set, with NOTHING. JUST WASTING ENERGY. Same as it usually does, but this time, it's wasting energy on ME. I just RUN it. Little fukker. HA ha ha ha!!! I RUN "IT." MJ won't let me kill it; besides, sometimes she gets shows on there I want to watch, and so this is just a little period, for it to clear its head. TV Zen. A little afternoon rest nap. Pretty soon I'll go over and turn it off, and that will be like it had its head down and fell asleep. I guarantee you, it's always perky when it wakes up. Okay, now I'm going to turn it off; because they have to dam the rivers, and that's bad for the salmon.