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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13536)	2/22/2000 5:40:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

The NFL announced today in a press conference that one team from the league needs to be eliminated. Officials decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers into one team to save jobs. The new team will be known as the TAMPACKS..... They're only good for one period and have no second string..

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13536)	2/23/2000 10:47:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Respond to of 62549

Nude Shoppers to Get Free Outfits Wednesday February 23 10:36 AM ET dailynews.yahoo.com VIENNA (Reuters) - An Austrian clothing chain is offering shoppers 5 ($385) worth of free clothes if the customer enters the store completely naked. Streakers must make it as far as the checkout counter of any Kleider Bauer outlet, where they will be greeted with a towel to cover up as well as a voucher to buy clothes for the trip home, the department store said in a statement Wednesday. However, fearing an onslaught of shoppers from a nation not averse to baring all in public, only the first five strippers of the day at each of the 40 department stores will be rewarded. The offer runs from February 28 to March 18.