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To: The Rabbit who wrote (13545)	2/23/2000 6:28:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Chinese Proverbs . . . . . Passionate kiss like spider's web - - soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble - - one prick all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano - wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernail. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in dog-house soon find him in cat-house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.