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To: John Carragher who wrote (13548)	2/24/2000 12:33:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62549

A man with a bad stomachache goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious, but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees, so the Doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours. So the man goes home and later that evening he tries to get the second suppository inserted, but finds that he cannot reach far enough to obtain the required depth. He then calls his wife in and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home. Suddenly her husband screams, “arrgghhh!” ”What's the matter? Asks the wife, “did I hurt you?” ”No,” replies her husband, “ but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had both hands on my shoulder.”