To: Daniel Schuh who wrote (75251 ) 2/26/2000 10:24:00 PM From: jbe Respond to of 108807
Speaking of neurotic dogs -- I had one. It was a collie, by name of Dante. One of my brothers and I had picked him out of a neighbor's litter, as teen-agers, and of course, we grew up and went away to college, leaving my parents stuck with him. Although Dante had never been fixed, he was a lovely dog, sweet-tempered, etc. He was especially good with babies, gently herding them away from dangerous objects. However, at some point in time -- he must have been at least six years old -- Dante developed a great dislike for mailmen and newspaper boys, for any delivery man, in short. He would start barking and snarling, and if he was let outside he would hurl himself at them, teeth bared, ready to bite. In one case, he did get his teeth into a newspaper boy; fortunately, no damage was done. The odd thing was that if a guest came to the door, Dante would greet him/her with tail wagging, cheerful leaps, & etc. We never could figure out how he knew who was on the other side of the door, friend or enemy. But he always knew. In any event, no amount of dog obedience training school helped. Once my parents really wanted to take a trip somewhere, and the problem was -- what to do with Dante? Eventually, they found a family, living on the beach, that was willing to take him for a month. The family was of course thoroughly briefed about Dante's neurosis. Well, one day the family -- husband, wife, kids, and Dante -- went for a stroll down the beach. Walking towards them was a gentleman clad only in a bathing suit. Suddenly, Dante went into full growl mode, raced towards the man, knocked him down, and prepared to take a chomp out of his leg...The day was saved by the father of the family, who rushed up just in time to pull Dante off the man. "I'm so sorry!" he told the man in the bathing suit. "We were told he only bites postmen!" The man stood up, brushed the sand off himself, and announced: "Well, I AM a postman!" Whaddya think about that! How did Dante know ?? The story has a happy ending, though. My parents did not put Dante to sleep. They gave him away to a stud farm!! I do like to think of old Dante, finally, at the end of his life, tasting the joys of female (ahem) companionship! Joan P.S. And why was he named Dante? We took the cue from one of our teachers, who had a dog named Aristophanes. Many, many years later I married the teacher. We got a dog -- and named him Leo. What a come-down! <g> Leo, by the way, was afraid of thunder.