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To: Don S.Boller who wrote (13624)2/28/2000 7:38:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott  Respond to of 62554
 
Seniors

A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their
ailments.

My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.

Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the
coffee.

I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.

My blood pressure pills make my dizzy.

I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.

Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can
still drive.