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To: Edwarda who wrote (13652)	3/4/2000 11:23:00 AM
From: arno	Respond to of 62554

Edwarda, You have truly made my day. Thanks!! arno

To: Edwarda who wrote (13652)	3/4/2000 8:25:00 PM
From: Didi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

"Finally, An Explanation"...by AHR Here's something everyone should know: On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military. On March 31, 1948, exactly nine months after that day, Al Gore was born. That clears up a lot of things.

To: Edwarda who wrote (13652)	3/4/2000 9:30:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Three Jewish mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offsprings. "There never was a daughter more devoted than my Judy," said Mrs. Levine with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every winter we spend a week at Delray Beach." "That's nothing compared to what my Lois does for me," declared Mrs. Stein proudly. "Every winter she treats me to two weeks in Miami, and in the summer two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest house." Mrs. Lipkin sat back with a proud smile. "Nobody loves her mother like my Patty does, nobody." So what does she do?" asked the two women, turning to her. "Three times a week she gets into a cab, goes to the best psychiatrist in the city, and pays him a hundred and fifty dollars an hour---just to talk about me."