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To: Edwarda who wrote (13653)	3/2/2000 8:05:00 PM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

"On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body." If an Italian does that he can get self esteem. ******************************************************* More what to say to phone solicitors > who call to sell you credit > cards, vacation packages, etc.: > > The police photographer is still > here, and the county > medical examiner hasn't released > the body to the coroner > yet. Can you call back > a little later? > > I'll order carloads of whatever > you got just to restore my > credit rating. Those turkeys > down at the bank go bananas > over one little bounced check or two. > > Well, you'll have to send the > stuff to my new address. As > of next Wednesday, it'll be care > of the warden, maximum security > wing, Attica Correction Facility, Attica, N.Y. > > What's that you say? Speak > up, please, will you? The > battery has run down on my > hearing aid. Louder, please, > louder. Is that the best you > can do? I'm afraid we're just > not communicating. > > I'm gonna have to put you on > hold. The baby is due any > minute now. Quick someone, > get some hot water. Lots of it. > Sorry, gotta hurry now, > don't go away. > > Oh, it's you again. I was hoping > you'd call back. The > better business people > said I need more positive > identification to file my > complaint. Now first let me have > your name and telephone number... >