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To: John Carragher who wrote (13676)	3/3/2000 1:23:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62567

Times Change > An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, > so they decided to return to the little town where they first met. > They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the > waitress about their love for each other and how they met at this > same spot. > > Sitting next to them was the local cop and he smiled as the old > couple spoke. After the waitress left the table, the old man said > to his wife, "Remember the first time we made love, it was up in > that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. > Why don't we do it again for old times sake? The wife giggled like > crazy and said, "Sure, why not." > > So off they went out the door and across to the field. > > The cop smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and > decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run > into any harm. > > The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence > they began to undress. The old man picked up his wife when they > were naked and leaned her against the fence. > > The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what > he saw. > > With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, > while the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they both > fell to the ground in exhaustion. > > Eventually, they stood up, shook themselves, and got dressed. > As they walked back towards the road, the cop stepped from his > hiding spot and said, "That is the most wonderful love making I > have ever seen." "You must have been a wild couple when you > were young." > > "Not really," said the old man, "when we were young, that fence > wasn't electric." > >