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Microcap & Penny Stocks : HITSGALORE.COM (HITT) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jhild who wrote (5160)	3/4/2000 6:41:00 AM
From: Q.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 7056

Well, the news release was indeed very badly written. Here's another specimen: Having bad Credit can and does strike at anytime, no matter what your age, gender, or profession your* in.* These 19 words are so messed-up, it's hilarious. The your boo-boo is obvious, but take a look at the first clause. The verb strike is pretty funny. I really chuckled over the idea of this misfortune happening at any time. Gee, I sure hope it doesn't happen to me, as I'm walking in the park today. Maybe bad Credit is like bird droppings. Anyway, why do they capitalize Credit? The first clause begins with a superfluous Having. But I'll admit this error is not as bad as what was found on Dorian's old YGM website. In yesterday's release, Dorian's helpers did at least assist him in spelling having correctly, whereas at YGM he wrote it as haveing. ==================================================== Say, I've got an idea. Maybe they need to get a new client for HBX 2000: WritingRepair(TM): We take your badly-written PR material, and we fix it so it don't stink so bad. Ho Ho Ho Hitsgalore could hire them. The co. would then be able to report a gazillion dollars of annualized revenue, based on their barter income over a period of, let's say, 20 minutes. Moreover, WritingRepair(TM) could report tremendous success from its relationship with Ho Ho Ho Hitsgalore. And maybe WritingRepair(TM) could even improve the physics metaphors used by the NFL punter. There are endless fun possibilities here for cashless business success :-)