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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13686)	3/5/2000 2:44:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62558

BUCKAROO Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called 'rodeo'. His friend said, "No what is it?" "Well, you mount your wife from the back, reach around her and cup her breasts with both hands. Then you say, 'Boy, these are almost as nice as your sister's.' Now see if you can hang on for eight seconds."

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13686)	3/5/2000 2:52:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62558

BLIND DATE >A small West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare > species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became > very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park > veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To > make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species > available. > > While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed > T. J. , a part time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' > cages. T.J., like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed > ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park > administrators thought they might have a solution. > T.J. was approached with a proposition; would he be willing to have > sex with the gorilla for $500. T.J. showed some interest, but said he > would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, T.J. > announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three > conditions. > > "First", he said. "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must > never tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly > agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third > condition. > > "Well...........," said T.J. > "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five > hundred bucks."

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13686)	3/5/2000 3:23:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62558

Comprehending Engineers-Take Five ***************************** What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13686)	3/5/2000 5:49:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62558

A small Wild Animal Park in Lancaster, California > > had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. > > Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, > > and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park > > veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla > > was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no > > male gorillas of the species available. > > > > While reflecting on their problem, the park > > administrators noticed Ed, a part time redneck intern, > > responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most > > rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample > > ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, > > the park administrators thought they might have a > > solution. Ed was approached with a proposition; would > > he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500. > > > > Ed showed some interest, but said he would have > > to think the matter over carefully. The following > > day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but > > only under three conditions. "First", he said. "I > > don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly," he > > continued, "you must never tell anyone about this." The > > park administration quickly agreed to these > > conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well," > > said Ed, "you've gotta give me another week to come > up with the five hundred bucks."