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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13728)	3/9/2000 8:04:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

The Last Thing Any Guy Would Ever Say > > 1.I think Barry Manilow is one cool SOB. > 2.While I'm up, can I get you a beer? > 3.Hey, watermelon bathroom air freshener pot-pourri. Let's get some! > 4.Sometimes I just want to be held. > 5.We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shopping so I can hold > your purse. > 6.Forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally McBeal. > 7.I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions. > 8.Hey, look, there's a wool and fabric shop! Let's go buy something. > 9.What happened to my old Nancy Drew books? > 10.I love jogging dear, but I can't keep up with you. You go on ahead. > 11.This shower curtain doesn't have enough frills on it. > 12.Damn, too bad this car isn't a four cylinder. > 13.My butt's too big... don't lie, it's true. My butt's too big. > 14.It's OK, I'll sleep in the wet spot. > 15.No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. > 16.I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. > 17.Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. > 18.I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open > when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her. > 19.No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. > 20.I understand. > 21.This movie has too much nudity. > 22.Damn, we're late for church! > 23.Damn these onions, pass me a tissue. > 24.Slow down, you move too fast. You've got to make the morning last.