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To: Aggie who wrote (13754)	3/12/2000 12:14:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62558

At a doctor's convention in Switzerland, a conversation was taking place in a tavern after an enthusiastic midday lecture. An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have both looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we could take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have both looking for work in 4 weeks." A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we could take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah! We took an asshole out of Arkansas, put him in the White House and half of the country was looking for work the next day!