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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (13850)	3/20/2000 1:16:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A Rushed Marriage > > > > A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to > > marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about > > each other." > > > > He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go > > along." > > > > So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon > > to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool, > > when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board > > and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a > > three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out > > and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, > > he came back and lay down on the towel. > > > > She said," That was incredible!" > > > > He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I > > told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." > > > > So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After > > about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel > > hardly out of breath. > > > > He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance > > swimmer?" > > > > "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides > > of the canal. > >