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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13858)	3/29/2000 7:51:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62554

New Penis Tax For 2000 The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up. 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2000 penises will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax 8"-10" Pole Tax 5"-8" Privilege Tax 4"-5" Nuisance tax Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION. Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Your tax advisor