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To: Barney who wrote (13867)	3/21/2000 2:14:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Subject: a Little Political Humor > >> > > A Marine Colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to > >a > >> > >> dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic > seems > >> > >worse > >> > >> than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer > >> > >walking > >> > >> back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his > >> > >window > >> > >> and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?" > >> > >> > >> > >> The officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about > the > >> > >thought > >> > >> of moving with Hillary to New York that he stopped his motorcade > >in > >> > the > >> > >> middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in > >> > gasoline > >> > >and > >> > >> set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't > >have > >> > >the > >> > >> money to pay for a new house. I'm walking around taking up a > >> > >collection for > >> > >> him." > >> > >> > >> > >> "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" > >> > >> > >> > >> "So far, about thirty gallons, but a lot of folks are siphoning > >right > >> > >> now."