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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13885)	3/23/2000 7:05:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62558

A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first-grade class > using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children all the same kind > of Lifesaver and asked them, "What is the flavor, and what color is > it?" The children began to say, "Red . . . cherry . . . yellow . . . > lemon . . . lime . . . green . . .orange . . . orange." > > Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children suck on > them for a while, but can't decipher the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll > give you a clue. It's what your mother would call your father." > > One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and > yelled: "Everybody spit it out,they're assholes!"