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To: emidio who wrote (13927)	3/26/2000 10:23:00 PM
From: Dayuhan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62550

Well, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son!" Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,"Hold on, son! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba! Hey, you got you a daughter!" Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor says, "Hold on,we still ain't finished!" The doctor then delivered another boy. He said, "Bubba,you just had another boy! But don't worry, 'cause that's it!" So, Bubba and his wife went home with the three children. When they got home, they sat down and began talking. Bubba said, "Mama, you remember that night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use that 3-in-1 Oil?" She said, "Yeah, I do." Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn good thing we didn't use no WD-40!"

To: emidio who wrote (13927)	3/27/2000 7:35:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62550

An older gentleman often used to go golfing by himself and would team up > with anyone who was available. One day he was teamed up with a lovely blond > lady. They very much enjoyed their round together and met quite often > afterward for a game. Finally the gentleman decided he had fallen in love > with the young lady and asked her to marry him. > > She said "but you don't know anything about me. You know, I am a hooker." > > He said "that's ok - just straighten out your wrist and move your thumb a little".