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To: Barney who wrote (13967)	3/30/2000 10:44:00 AM
From: Mike 2.0	Respond to of 62550

RE: I've got to believe this was started by a woman. Feminist to be more exact... ObJoke: Two man-hating feminists and two boy scounts were together on a plane. The feminists spent the flight glaring at the boy scounts and their "patriarcal xenophobic uniforms." Suddenly the pilot announced, "Attention! The plane has malfunctioned! I am baling out! There are two parachutes in your cabin! That is all!" The feminists quickly jumped up, grabbed the two parachutes, barking, "Well, we certainly aren't sharing the parachutes with you two patriarcal manpigs who don't deserve to live anyway!!" And with that they jumped out of the plane. The feminists were still within earshot when the boy scouts responded, "Those are our knapsacks!"