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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13971)	3/30/2000 12:52:00 PM
From: TigerPaw	Respond to of 62551

Do YOU qualify as a cultist by Reno's definition? Do you ever check out the "quotes" you receive in e-mail? TP So this cultist is standing by the windows way up on a Fort Worth highrise when a tornado goes by and breaks all the windows leaving the cultist hanging by her fingertips. Her fingers are cut as she clings to the ledge and she is getting desparate. Suddenly this beautiful white angel appears and asks "Do you believe?". "OH YES, Help me Help me" cries the cultist. The angel replies, " if you believe, then just let go". "OH Please I believe, just help me". "If you believe, just let go". So she lets loose of the window edge and sees the angel smiling, just as she plunges 400 feet to her death. "Hmm" says the angel "I wonder how I got in this job since I hate cultits so much?" TP

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (13971)	3/30/2000 1:51:00 PM
From: Mike 2.0	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Karen...sorry but you just won the urban legend dunce cap of the day: urbanlegends.about.com Please read this page. This long-standing net hoax has some very ugly groups at its root, regardless of whether you are a Dem. or supporter of the GOP. Folks, there are plenty of good sources of information...e-mail from a friend of a cousin of a college roommate's boyfriend's uncle's acquaintance just ain't one of them. Bookmark this site...http://urbanlegends.about.com/ ObJoke: Q-Why did the chicken cross the road? A-To escape from the kidney thieves and go get his free M&M's!