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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13974)	3/31/2000 9:50:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62551

Remember: Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Signs of the Times... In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." -------- In a Burlington, Vermont men's store: "25 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!" -------- On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced" -------- In the window of an New Jersey store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?" -------- In a Maine restaurant: "At your service: Open 7 days a week and weekends." -------- On a radiator repair garage: "Best place to take a leak." -------- In the vestry of a Westminister church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished." -------- Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques." -------- In a Ohio cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves." -------- On a roller coaster: "Watch your head." -------- On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission." -------- On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable." -------- Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car." =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx