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To: Barney who wrote (14019)	4/6/2000 12:34:00 PM
From: Ian@SI	Respond to of 62549

Following contains expletives. If these offend you, please skip to the next joke now. Read no further. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Have you heard of the new drug - half Viagra and half Prozac -if you don't get a fuck, you don't give a fuck! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ And then there was the Jewish American Princess cowgirl singing to her cowboy - get it up, get it in, get it out - but don't mess up my hair.

To: Barney who wrote (14019)	4/6/2000 12:35:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62549

During his visit to the United States the pope met with president Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary president Clinton emerged to face the waiting news media. The president was smiling and announced the summit was a resounding success. He said he and the pope agreed on 80% of the matters they discussed. Then Mr Clinton declared he was going home to the White House to be with his family. A few minutes later the pope came out to make his statement. He looked tired, discouraged, and was practically in tears. Sadly he announced his meeting with the president was a failure. Incredulous, one reporter asked, "But your holiness, president Clinton just announced the summit was a great success and the two of you agreed on 80% of the items discussed." Exasperated, the pope answered, "Yes, but we were discussing the ten commandments."