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To: Anthony@Pacific who wrote (54323)4/7/2000 12:46:00 AM
From: Anthony@Pacific  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 122087
 
MARGIN ACCT EXAMINATION AND APPLICATION

BY E-TURD,

AS APPROVED BY THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF SCUM DUMPERS (NASD)

Time Limit: 3 WKS

Name: _____________________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?

___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
(check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?

___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton

Bush: ____________________________________________
Carter: __________________________________________
Clinton: __________________________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11. Where does rain come from?

___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.



To: Anthony@Pacific who wrote (54323)4/7/2000 4:27:00 AM
From: Dale Baker  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 122087
 
The liberal arts grad is the one who can draft a coherent, intelligible response to the questions posed by others, with proper grammar and spelling and a clear differentiation between such highly technical terms as "loose" and "lose".

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