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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Bargain Hunter who wrote (14047)	4/10/2000 10:18:00 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

>>If you can't fix it with duct tape, it isn't broken. ~B.N.'s law.<< Who's B.N.? Shouldn't that be attributed to Red Green and his "Handy Man's Secret Weapon"? And my joke: > Roy walks into the front door of a bar. > He is obviously drunk, and staggers > up to the bar, seats himself on a stool > and, with a belch, asks the bartender > for a drink. > The bartender politely informs Roy that > it appears that he has already had plenty > to drink, he could not be served additional > liquor at this bar, and could a cab be > called for him? > Roy is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, > grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool > and staggers out the front door. > A few minutes later, Roy stumbles in the > SIDE door of the "same" bar. He wobbles > up to the bar and hollers for a drink. > The bartender comes over and, still politely > but more firmly, refuses service to him due > to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. > He looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, > curses, and shows himself out the side door, > all the while grumbling and shaking his head. > A few minutes later, Roy bursts in through the > BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on > a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently > orders a drink. The bartender comes over and > emphatically reminds him that he is clearly > drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a > cab or the police will be called immediately. > Roy surprisingly looks at the bartender, > and in hopeless anguish, cries - > "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at!?!?!" > > >